[Wolf is in a bar somewhere on Gunsmoke, the Cross Punisher out as he shoots at an endless stream of zombies shambling through the door. There's some other people scattered around, attempting to do some damage, but it's obvious that Wolfwood is the most skilled of all of them by far. But maaaan he's pissed off.]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

Okay. Uh.

I need a worldhop, soon as possible, please? Could uh, someone help with that?

[Locked to Bella]

I'm really, really sorry. I'm just gonna get out of here as soon as possible, try to keep things from being too awkward. not that it isn't already

Been married awhile, and Charlie still hasn't fully come to terms with me living on my own. He stopped by today, like he normally does these days. It's okay, though. I know he gets kind of lonely and just wants to visit with us. At least he's stopped being mad at Nick for stealing me away. That's progress. Sort of ( Read more... )

Okay, so, ducks. I gotta question for you ( Read more... )

Why's everyone being so goddamn nice all of a sudden?

It's creepy.

So hey guys, what's up.

Nah, I'm not gonna ask you to buy stuff again. No one likes overly persistent salesmen, after all.

I was just wondering, what exactly is this thing, and why do you guys use it? 'Cause there's an awful lot of you here, and you guys are all really different, from what I've seen. Gotta be a reason for that.

What... is this ( Read more... )